Book blurb:
What’s a girl to do when she bolts from her wedding and – in a moment of sheer desperation – ends up stealing a pirate-themed party yacht?
For runaway heiress, Lila Alcott, the “best day of her life” has turned into “No, I’m NOT the new exotic dancer on this boat!”
She thought the ocean would provide escape, but the vessel she’s boarded belongs to The Dread Pirate Wesley – AKA her ex-holiday fling turned scuba-diving-influencer-slash-party-boat captain.
Now, they’re stuck at sea together with an unresolved past and a kleptomaniac penguin who has a penchant for her expensive lingerie.
Between dodging her furious fiancé, embarking upon a scuba-diving treasure hunt, and trying not to fall for each other all over again, Lila and Wesley learn that life on the high seas is all about the tease, salt, sweat, and sexual tension.
The Princess Bride meets Pirates of the Caribbean in this laugh-out-loud contemporary romantic adventure featuring forced proximity, lost treasures, one very persistent penguin, and enough heat to steam up your portholes!
Ship Tease Box of Treasures
Price range: $51.00 through $120.00
THIS IS A PRE-ORDER ITEM
Feeling those SHIP TEASE vibes? Need treasure? A little treat?
Why buy a book when you can have a whole bookish box!!
Included in this box is:
- Your choice of the three printed editions – the cute cartoon paperback, the sparkly special edition, or the NSFW hardcover
- A gorgeous ocean-themed candle
- Personalised message in a mini bottle
- Printed NSFW Treasure Map
- Keyring
- Bookmark, stickers, a review card and pen
- Your very own stress-busting mischief-making penguin squishie
- Some pirate booty (can’t have a treasure chest without treasure!)
- Included in the hardcover box is a cocktail mixer and a wooden ‘Jolly Rodger’ bookmark!
Your signed book can be personalised upon request. Please note at checkout.
The Cute AF Cartoon Cover Paperback includes:
- One epic story
- An equally epic playlist and suggested snack pairings
- Three custom cocktail recipes
The sparkly special edition paperback includes:
- One epic story wrapped in a sparkly glittery cover
- An equally epic playlist and suggested snack pairings
- Three custom cocktail recipes
- Sprayed edges
- An upgraded interior including an alternate ending chapter
The Hardcover edition includes:
- One epic story to keep forever in a hardcover
- An equally epic playlist and suggested snack pairings
- Three custom cocktail recipes
- Sprayed edges
- NSFW artwork and a NSFW treasure map
- Bonus content – The Story Behind the Story, bonus epilogue, alternate ending
Book blurb:
What’s a girl to do when she bolts from her wedding and – in a moment of sheer desperation – ends up stealing a pirate-themed party yacht?
For runaway heiress, Lila Alcott, the “best day of her life” has turned into “No, I’m NOT the new exotic dancer on this boat!”
She thought the ocean would provide escape, but the vessel she’s boarded belongs to The Dread Pirate Wesley – AKA her ex-holiday fling turned scuba-diving-influencer-slash-party-boat captain.
Now, they’re stuck at sea together with an unresolved past and a kleptomaniac penguin who has a penchant for her expensive lingerie.
Between dodging her furious fiancé, embarking upon a scuba-diving treasure hunt, and trying not to fall for each other all over again, Lila and Wesley learn that life on the high seas is all about the tease, salt, sweat, and sexual tension.
The Princess Bride meets Pirates of the Caribbean in this laugh-out-loud contemporary romantic adventure featuring forced proximity, lost treasures, one very persistent penguin, and enough heat to steam up your portholes!
Additional information
| Book Type | Cute AF Cartoon Paperback, Sparkly Special Edition, Foiled Hardcover |
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